Archive for July, 2008

Tell me again about the books

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

I was embarrassed. The book police should hunt me down.

I hadn’t been in our public library for several years. I’m an author with a book on library shelves but I’m so busy writing that I don’t get a chance to read. And to make things worse, none of my kids turned out to be “readers,” despite the walls of books and reading material crowding us out of our house.

Then my youngest son came along and changed all that. I started buying him books because I was so amazed that he actually read them. Then I had a brilliant idea. I would introduce him to the concept of “borrowing books”.

We set the date and trotted off to the local library to get a card and some books. On the way home I had to endure comments that reminded me of how remiss I had been in not introducing him the idea sooner.

First he asked, “How does a library work exactly?” And after getting his card, he commented, “I feel so lucky knowing that I can get all these books now.” On the way home just to rub it in, he added, “This is one of the best days of my holiday – I now know about libraries.”

Mothers like me should be locked up or at least fined by the literacy police.

Made up words and other wordsmith irritations

Friday, July 4th, 2008

Walla and other mysterious non words

There are many professions you cannot practice without a license. Writing isnt one of them. Anyone can put words on a page and they do without any regard as to whether or not the meaning, let alone the metaphors, actually make any sense.

I was reading a proposal the other day and reached the part where the writer wanted to express a magical moment when suddenly her particular service made a magical difference peoples lives. Walla!

Walla? At first I thought it was some Australian term, perhaps an animal related to the Platypus? Somewhere in the back of my mind I knew what she was really trying to say.

It came to me soon enough.

Voila!

It is the French word for look there! but usually used in English when you require the idea of presto, suddenly or “there it is”.

It might have taken me months to figure it out. Fortunately, I didnt waste that much time on it.

Suddenly I knew what she was talking about.

Walla.